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Robot puns in 2025

When I met my first pirate robot, he greeted me with “arr2D2.”

The robot could never get his picture taken because he is a photo-resistor.

I didn’t realise that ‘I Robot’ had a Middle Eastern sequel. They called it ‘I Ran’.

I got myself a new puppy that’s a robot. Dogmatic.

Da-ta was the baby robot’s first word. Mommy was so proud.

The most recent robot convention was very aluminum-ating!

What haircut do rastafarian robots have?
– Droidlocks

I was impressed when the robot ate an entire sandwich in one gulp. I decided to call him MegaByte.

What sort of robot turns into a tractor?
– A transfarmer.

The robot had software and hardware but no underware, which is why he was afraid to get changed.

A robot dog’s bark is worse than his byte.

In robot school, they like to take learning seriously. Every year they read, “All about Robots,” by Cy Borg.

The robot fell in love straight away when he saw his girlfriend. He just couldn’t resistor.

Because he was not able to rust in peace, the robot was forced to go back to Earth as a ghost.

When I put my robot in the bath, it said “that will shower”.

The robot acted strangely
– because of his faulty circuit board.

If you have a friend who’s a robot, they’ll never cross you. They’re loyal because their love can’t be bot.

How do robots eat salsa?
– With micro chips.

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