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Robot puns in 2025

What language do Eeyore and Marvin the Robot use to communicate with each other?
– Morose Code

If you cross one robot with one tractor, you end up with a metal trans-farmer.

R2D2 was struggling to open a PDF file on his computer. It was much easier when he installed Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Because a robot’s love can’t be bot, they will never cross you.

The robot went to therapy because he always bot-tled up his emotions.

Robots don’t like apples. It’s because they are androids.

What’s a robot’s favourite country?
– Bots-wana.

Why is a robot mechanic never lonely?
– Because he’s always making new friends.

My first time teaching robots, one asked me where he should sit. I told him on his robottom.

Robots use cache to pay for everything.

The robot had no choice to to go back to Earth as a ghost when he passed away.
– He just wasn’t able to rust in peace.

I invited some robots over to eat guacamole. They brought their own bag of microchips.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire is what the robot book club is currently reading.

When the robot used up all of his cache, he went bankrupt.

What do you call a family of Mexican-American robots?
– Tex Mechs

I went to a Mexican robot restaurant. Dell Taco is nothing on Taco Bell.

If you want to cook for a robot, it’s best to make Mexican food. They love silicon carne.

The robot went to the doctor’s office because he felt off. Turns out he has a deadly virus.

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