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Robot puns in 2024

The robot mechanic was never going to be lonely. If he felt sad, he could just make himself some new friends.

Wireleand is a robot’s favorite vacation spot.

Rowbots are great at watersports.

What makes Al Gore so robotic?
– His Al Gore rhythm

The doctor said he hadn’t seen anything like it. It appeared that the robot had a deadly virus.

What’s a robot’s favourite dance?
– The Roomba.

Robots only listen to one type of music, heavy metal.

Robots are bad teachers
– because they just drone on and on and on and on and on.

What do you call an Indian robot killer from the future?
– Turbanator.

The droid was excited by the meal I cooked him, until he took a byte.

When I was teaching a group of robots, one asked me where he should sit. I said, “on your robottom.”

Why did the robot marry his fiancée?
– He couldn’t resistor.

The best pirate robot movie is called Aye Robot.

What do robot dogs do?
– They byte!

I got a new wireless robot in the post the other day. Our friendship has no strings attached.

The robot ended up bankrupt when he used up all his cache.

A robot’s favorite game at the arcade is the Sparkanoid.

Everyone was really pushing his buttons, which is why this robot was getting angry.

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