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Robot puns in 2025

A metal trans-farmer is a mix between a robot and a tractor.

What happens when robots die?
– They rust in peace.

How do robots eat guacamole?
– With computer chips

Robots hate listening to pop music. They’re heavy metal fans.

The robot dog was a big softie. His bark was worse than his byte.

Why did the robot go back to school?
– He was getting a bit rusty.

Robots are androids, which is why they do not like apples.

The robot felt like he was getting a bit rusty, so he went back to school.

Robots like to read, their favourite author is Anne Droid.

Until he took a byte, the robot was excited for the meal.

When I met my first pirate robot, he greeted me with “arr2D2.”

The robot could never get his picture taken because he is a photo-resistor.

“Rust in peace,” the robots sobbed, when they went to the robot funeral.

A robot needs a holiday twice a year. It’s vital for them to recharge their batteries.

Da-ta was the baby robot’s first word. Mommy was so proud.

The most recent robot convention was very aluminum-ating!

What haircut do rastafarian robots have?
– Droidlocks

I didn’t realise that ‘I Robot’ had a Middle Eastern sequel. They called it ‘I Ran’.

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