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Robot puns in 2025

Optimus Prime, in full on robot battle, wondering how the decepticons keep figuring out his next moves before he makes them
– only to look down and see that his blinker was on the entire time.

If you ever have to choose a movie for a pirate robot, the best choice is Aye Robot.

What does R2D2 use to open PDF files?
– Adobe Wan Kenobi.

My robot friend has a new name. He is now called MegaByte, due to eating an entire sandwich in one byte.

What did the robot say when I first met him?
– “I am robot!”

The robot decided to call into the shoe shop. He needed to be rebooted.

There’s a certain type of robot that is amazing at watersports. Rowbots.

The robot had to turn into a roadbot in order to get to school.

As much as the music loving robot tried, he could never finish his instrument collection. He could never get any organs.

I heard germany is going to make robot driven cars illegal in their highways
– It’s going to be called auto-ban

If you take a robot to the arcade, you’ll have to go back to the Sparkanoid machine again and again.

What do robots wear in winter?
– Ro-boots.

The cop had to charge the robot with battery for the third time this week. All
– because he was low on power.

The love between the robot and the magnet was magnetic attraction.

What did the robot do after being caught sleeping with the neighbor’s wife?
– Nut and Bolt

I went to a robot concert the other day. It’s the first time I’ve heard someone play a cyborgan.

I bought a dalek egg timer recently. After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate!”

Robot birth is always painful due to all of the contraptions they have.

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