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Rock puns in 2025

Why did the tectonic plates break up?
-It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.

Rock was magma before it was cool.

I’m coal as a cucumber!

What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
-A skipping stone!

 I’ve always wanted to become a rock specialist or geologist, until I recently found out how crowded the field is (you know, coz there’s so many of them these days).

Why was the geologist always depressed?
-He had a hard rock life.

It’s a hard rock life for us.

This foundation is rock salad.

Why don’t geologists have many children?
-Because most of their relationships are strictly plutonic.

Did you see the geologist towing a crate of rocks behind his car?
– He had a wide lode sign.

Leave no stone unturned.

That’s it folks, I’m running low on rock puns, so I’ll call it quits before I hit rock bottom.

Not to quarry
– you’ll do great on your science exam!

My rocks are gneiss, don’t take them for granite.

If you really want to create an impact in today’s society, try donating for the crater good.

What happens when you keep reading geology puns in your free time?
-You know that you have really hit rock bottom.

The geologist was found guilty in a quartz of law.

Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
-He just couldn’t put it down.

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