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Rock puns in 2025

Why did the tectonic plates break up?
-It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.

Rock was magma before it was cool.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
-He finally hit rock bottom.

Where do rocks like to sleep?
-In bedrocks!

Is it true that all rock stars get along?
-Maybe, but I guess nobody really wants to start a quarry.

It takes a boulder person to read through this list of puns.

Geologists are down to “earth” people.

In the past, royalty expected everyone to come running and gravelling at their feet.

Oh, you were looking for rock jokes?
-Let’s see what we can dig up.

So let’s start with a clean slate!

I’ve hit rock bottom

Be patient with geologists
-they all have their faults.

Rock on.

 I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure all the other pebble reading these pun sare probably cracking up by now.

I want to make an impact on the world
– I do things for the crater good of humanity.

I really hate rock puns.
-My sediment exactly!

What really got the entire village angry was how the thugs killed the friendly miner in coaled blood.

The miner got sick of his job because it was just boring.

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