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Rock puns in 2025

How did the geology student drown?
-His grades were below C-level.

Alright, here’s a good one. So, how on earth did cave men know what time it was?
-By using the simple method of app-rocks-immation.

That rock was magma before it was cool, know what I mean?

Between a rock and a hard place.

“what?” Asked sherrocks partner. ”
-“Sedimentary, my dear rockson!” Replied sherrock

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

It’s a hard rock life.

Like all great projects, my construction business is off to a rocky start.

 A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

His grades were below C-level.

Which animal terrifies even the bravest of geologists?
-A C-rock-odile.

A geologist’s favorite drink is anything on the rocks.

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at.

I have this geologist friend I hate, andesite of them really rocks my socks.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
-He finally hit rock bottom.

Where do rocks like to sleep?
-In bedrocks!

Is it true that all rock stars get along?
-Maybe, but I guess nobody really wants to start a quarry.

It takes a boulder person to read through this list of puns.

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