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Rock puns in 2025

Like all great projects, my construction business is off to a rocky start.

 A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

His grades were below C-level.

Which animal terrifies even the bravest of geologists?
-A C-rock-odile.

A geologist’s favorite drink is anything on the rocks.

Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at.

I have this geologist friend I hate, andesite of them really rocks my socks.

Did you hear about the drunk geologist?
-He finally hit rock bottom.

Where do rocks like to sleep?
-In bedrocks!

Is it true that all rock stars get along?
-Maybe, but I guess nobody really wants to start a quarry.

It takes a boulder person to read through this list of puns.

Geologists are down to “earth” people.

In the past, royalty expected everyone to come running and gravelling at their feet.

Oh, you were looking for rock jokes?
-Let’s see what we can dig up.

So let’s start with a clean slate!

I’ve hit rock bottom

Be patient with geologists
-they all have their faults.

Rock on.

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