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Rock puns in 2024

Whatever you do, always keep your coal.

Rock candy

I once saw a beautiful sandstone formation, but most people take it for granite.

May the quartz be with you!

May the Quartz be with you.

I once met a stoner who always complained about losing his apatite
-that’s a massive lode of schist is you ask me.

A tour of a volcano would really magma day.

How did the geology student drown?
-His grades were below C-level.

Alright, here’s a good one. So, how on earth did cave men know what time it was?
-By using the simple method of app-rocks-immation.

That rock was magma before it was cool, know what I mean?

Between a rock and a hard place.

“what?” Asked sherrocks partner. ”
-“Sedimentary, my dear rockson!” Replied sherrock

Beach rocks are so cheap because they’re always on shale.

It’s a hard rock life.

Like all great projects, my construction business is off to a rocky start.

 A geologist’s favorite fruit is the pome-granite.

His grades were below C-level.

Which animal terrifies even the bravest of geologists?
-A C-rock-odile.

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