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Rock puns in 2025

 If you’re going to claim to be the best stone mason, the least you could do is have some concrete proof.

Whatever you do, always keep your coal.

Rock candy

I once saw a beautiful sandstone formation, but most people take it for granite.

May the quartz be with you!

May the Quartz be with you.

I once met a stoner who always complained about losing his apatite
-that’s a massive lode of schist is you ask me.

A tour of a volcano would really magma day.

How did the geology student drown?
-His grades were below C-level.

Alright, here’s a good one. So, how on earth did cave men know what time it was?
-By using the simple method of app-rocks-immation.

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