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Rock puns in 2025

Geologists love music, but their playlists get boring
-they’re only rock and roll.

Have a gneiss day.

When is it the only time you’re allowed to throw rocks at girls?
-Only when its diamonds.

I really hate rock puns.
-My sediments exactly.

You know the old saying
– igneous is bliss.

Who is a geologist’s favorite band?
-The Rolling Stones.

You know, it’s totally my fault that the conversation here is eroding, that was never what I sediment.

Sherrock Holmes’ famous line is: “Sedimentary, my dear Watstone.”

Rock the boat

Is it just me or does the geo teacher live a stone’s throw away from the school?

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