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Rose puns in 2025

When my mom bargained with the florist for the rose bouquet, the florist said, “Take it or leaf it.”

The old flower gets very happy when he sees younger flowers bloom well. He remembers his youth and says, “Rose were the days!”

A rose must remain with both the sun and the rain.

What are your New Year’s rose-olutions?

Jack and the bean-stalk – A little rose’s favorite bedtime story.

She was scared of roses. She did not know where the issue stemmed from.

A woman granted the roses bail after they were given a hefty prison sentence. She re-leaf-ed them.

Earth laughs in roses.

Where roses bloom, so does hope.

Can you NOT be so prickly?

At some point in history, tulips cost more than gold in the Netherlands. The flower trade was known as a blooming industry at that point.

The quality of this florist’s flowers cannot be matched with any other. He rose the bar too high.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a flower, I’d pick you.

There are more p-rose than cons.

Stop pollen my leg.

The rose had an allergic reaction to something. There were spots all over his bud-y.

The florist offered me five roses for less than a dollar. He said it is an offer I plant refuse.

Where, you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle cannot grow.

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