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Salad puns in 2025

We were eating caesar salad, then i stabbed it.
– ‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’

I made a chicken salad this morning. This stupid thing is he won’t eat it.

I think I will never have the Neverland-Ranch on my salad again.

What horror movie do all vegetables love?
– The silence of the Yams.

The corn farmer doesn’t like to make plans—he prefers to play everything by ear.

I asked my SO why she could be a healthy salad.
– Because I get you undressed

If you know any good jokes about salad, lettuce know will you!

Wife: I know you don’t like olives, but there are so many in this salad. I can’t get them out.
Me: Olive

Lettuce celebrate!

Why was the snowman embarrassed when shopping for carrots?
– It was picking its nose.

I made a salad today. It wasn’t very good so I tossed it.

We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby…
– It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

I hit a tomato and ran. It ran after me but couldn’t ketchup.

Why was the artichoke feeling sad?
– It had a broken heart.

Lettuce entertain you.

You must be a salad
– Because I like how you’re dressing.

I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad. There was none romaine-ing.

Why did the tomato blush?
– It could see the salad dressing.

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