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Salad puns in 2025

Why was the snowman embarrassed when shopping for carrots?
– It was picking its nose.

I made a salad today. It wasn’t very good so I tossed it.

We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby…
– It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

I hit a tomato and ran. It ran after me but couldn’t ketchup.

Why was the artichoke feeling sad?
– It had a broken heart.

Lettuce entertain you.

You must be a salad
– Because I like how you’re dressing.

I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad. There was none romaine-ing.

Why did the tomato blush?
– It could see the salad dressing.

What’s the highest position an ear of corn can get in the military?
– Kernel.

I told the cowboy to eat salad with his fingers. He said he needed a ranch hand.

Did you see that post about Caesar’s salad?
– It’s a real cut up…

My DJ friend took my advice and changed his salad recipe. He dropped the beet.

I hope you find peas.

What’s a carrot’s favorite drink?
– Root beer.

Brutus: Dude how many Caesar’s salads did you eat?
Julius: Ate 2 Brute

I’m carrying a lot of emotional cabbage.

Some of my salad garnish was singing jailhouse rock yesterday. Think it was Elvis Parsley.

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