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Salad puns in 2024

It isn’t over lentil. It’s over!

Romaine calm!

I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing outside with my dad. It was a toss-up.

I made a chicken salad this morning…
– But he won’t eat it.

The lettuce shouted to the celery “quit stalking me!”

Can I get some peas and quiet?!

I’ve never made Caesar salad before
—but I can take a stab at it.

One of the issues with salad is bland lettuce. It is one of the issues that needs a-dressing.

A waitress asked me: “Soup or salad?”
– I said just a regular salad would be fine

How do you kill a salad?
– You go for the carrot-id artery.

Did you hear about the two bunnies’ engagement?
– One of them got a 10-carrot ring!

I had this awful dream last night I was making a salad. I was tossing all night.

What did the priest say to the nun at the salad bar?
Lettuce pray.
*very proud of this joke, wrote it yeas ago and it still makes me laugh every time.

The artichoke said to the man eating a salad: “have a heart”.

My DJ friend took my advice and changed his salad recipe. He dropped the beet.

Lettuce know if you’re having a good time.

Today is the Ides of March, when Caesar was famously assassinated. But what most people don’t know is that he wasn’t stabbed, but poisoned, by Hemlock leaves in his salad – hence the name “Caesar’s Salad.” When Brutus asked how many Hemlock leaves Caesar ingested, Caesar said:
– Ate two, Brute.

I just leaf you so much!

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