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Salad puns in 2025

The veggies protested because their secrets were leeked.

Why did the farmer lose the comedy competition?
– His jokes were too corny.

What does a French put in his salad?
– L’ ttuce

I had some leftover salad so I gave my friend the romaine-der.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
– You make a seizure salad!

I really carrot-bout you!

My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.

Above and beyond the kale of duty.

I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!

I made a chicken salad this morning. This stupid thing is he won’t eat it. If you like this salad pun, you’ll also like these chicken jokes.

You won’t be-leaf this!

I can’t stand Greek salad. I’d like un-feta’d access to my greens.

My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad…
– I told her she’s mixing apples and oranges.

We’ve all bean there…

You’re a-maize-ing

I don’t know how to make a Caesar salad but I’m willing to take a stab at it.

I used to think Elton John’s favorite lettuce was iceberg. Now I think he is more of a rocket man.

I rubbed some tomato on my eyes. In Heinz sight, it wasn’t a good idea.

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