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Salad puns in 2025

I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!

I made a chicken salad this morning. This stupid thing is he won’t eat it. If you like this salad pun, you’ll also like these chicken jokes.

You won’t be-leaf this!

I can’t stand Greek salad. I’d like un-feta’d access to my greens.

My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad…
– I told her she’s mixing apples and oranges.

We’ve all bean there…

You’re a-maize-ing

I don’t know how to make a Caesar salad but I’m willing to take a stab at it.

I used to think Elton John’s favorite lettuce was iceberg. Now I think he is more of a rocket man.

I rubbed some tomato on my eyes. In Heinz sight, it wasn’t a good idea.

I love you berry much.

What’s a carrot’s favorite song?
– Carrot On Wayward Son.

When he saw the salad dressing, it made the tomato blush.

How do you make a Caesar salad?
– You take a regular salad and stab it 27 times

Be careful with that shopping bag. There’s a leek in it.

Where did the salad dressing go for rehab? The Mayo Clinic.

Did you hear about the hardworking lettuce bunch?
– It was promoted to head of its department!

What is the world’s greatest and most unsuspecting salad dressing?
– A Cheeseburger

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