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Salad puns in 2025

Where did the spinach go to have a few drinks?
– The Salad Bar!

Have you tried the best corn in the country?
– It’s ear-resistable!

What do beavers like to put on their salads?
– Branch dressing

Why did the nudist not like the caesar salad?
– it was over dressed

Corn on the cobb’s favourite song is a-maize-ing graze.

What did I do wrong? And I get so confused.

Of course carrots like sports—they love rooting for their favorite team.

I’m addicted to salad and Japanese porn
I like Asian dressing and Asian undressing.

Let’s kale it quits.

What did the priest say to the salad?
– “Lettuce Pray”

What did the priest say to the salad before he ate it? Lettuce pray.

Lettuce romaine friends after all this.

Excuse me waiter, I have a question about the house salad. Does it come with window dressing?

What do you call leftover salad?
– The romaine-der

Be careful with that shopping bag! There’s a leak in it.

What did the ear of corn say when its crush complimented it?
– “Aww, shucks!”

I had a salad joke but I tossed it.

Wanted to buy salad but the store wouldn’t lettuce.

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