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Salad puns in 2025

Some of my salad garnish was singing jailhouse rock yesterday. Think it was Elvis Parsley.

Why was the artichoke feeling sad?
– It had a broken heart.

What did the man do with his days-old salad?
– He tossed it.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening in case there is a salad dressing.

Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.

Why did the tomato blush?
– Because it saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the piece of corn that got in trouble?
– It got quite the earful.

I ordered a Caesar salad from the restaurant for lunch today.
– They absolutely killed it.

The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.

What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
– Lettuce go

It isn’t over lentil. It’s over!

Romaine calm!

I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing outside with my dad. It was a toss-up.

I made a chicken salad this morning…
– But he won’t eat it.

The lettuce shouted to the celery “quit stalking me!”

Can I get some peas and quiet?!

I’ve never made Caesar salad before
—but I can take a stab at it.

One of the issues with salad is bland lettuce. It is one of the issues that needs a-dressing.

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