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Salad puns in 2025

A man goes to the doctor with lettuce in his hear. The doctor said “it is just the tip of the iceberg”.

Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.

What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing?
– Lettuce all smile.

Why did the carrot make a hair appointment?
– Its roots were showing.

This joke is like that time I slipped into a salad. Corny on the cobb.

When you finish all the ranch on your salad, you’ve effectively undressed the salad.

I’d tell you a joke about a potato but I don’t know where to starch.

The salad won an award for going beyond the kale of duty.

Care to chat for the romaine-der of the meeting?

A Dad goes to a restaurant and orders a salad
Waitress: “Not a problem, what kind of dressing do you prefer?”
Dad: “Un dressing is my favorite”
Credit: my old man

You’re unbe-leaf-able.

The veggies protested because their secrets were leeked.

Why did the farmer lose the comedy competition?
– His jokes were too corny.

What does a French put in his salad?
– L’ ttuce

I had some leftover salad so I gave my friend the romaine-der.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
– You make a seizure salad!

I really carrot-bout you!

My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.

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