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Sandwich puns in 2025

The pilot preferred his sandwich plain.

I look back and I think my decision to order a vegetarian sandwich was a missed steak.

I’d tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

That joke was sub-par.

The other day I had a mean sandwich,
– it tasted average.

Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.

Don’t baguette your hat!

Until the butter end.

Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?
– Because things get toasty!

I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.

Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.

Wheat love for you to join us.

When putting their kids to bed,
– the mother told them, “I could have made you a sandwich,
– but it’s way past your bread time.”

What type of sandwich did the philosopher get
– A Philly-osophy

The favorite sandwich for the herbivore is a trees-burger.

Ready to roll?

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

She’s a great roll-model.

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