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Sandwich puns in 2025

I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light because I threw a sandwich at a lamp.

We’re on a roll!

Never a grain.

What’s the loudest kind of sandwich?
– A B. yell T.

I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.
– T’was a traffic jam.

Can you imagine the earth as one giant sandwich the entire population would be in bread.

Wheat are you up to today?

I’ve got a butter idea.

What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
– Moo-stard.

The best place to get an Indian sandwich is at the New Delhi.

The sandwich wins over friends easily when he tells them,
– “You can all crust me.”

Lest we baguette.

When I open my restaurant, I refused to make my own sandwiches,
– and instead relied on subcontractors.

What do you call a pun sandwich?
– A Punini.

When you see a cannibal eating a sandwich,
– that is a sub human.

That joke was sub-par.

Keep your bread above the water.

I was making a sandwich and all of a sudden it flew away.
– I guess my butterflies!

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