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Sandwich puns in 2024

I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.

When he walked into the restaurant, he asked the waiter,
– “Do you serve sandwiches?”
– The waiter responded and said,
– “Please sit down sir, we serve everybody.”

That went straight over my bread.

The tomato turned red because it saw the sandwich dressing.

Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
– To get better buns.

The vegetables said to the sandwich,
– “Lettuce all smile.”

Every now and then I fall apart.

Wheat and see.

What does the sandwich say to his girlfriend?
– “I loaf you a lot. You butter believe it!”

I saw a guy eating a Cuban style sandwich…
And I thought to myself, he’s havana good time

When I was working for the inspection unit,
– I once searched a neat sandwich-shaped suitcase that was jampacked.

No matter how you slice it.

It’s no big dill…

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
– With jam in.

Were it not for the fact that you may spread it,
– I would have told you about the joke of some jam on a piece of bread.

The peanut butter said to the bread,
– “You should quit loafing around.”

I think I can baguette away with it.

I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.

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