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Sandwich puns in 2024

I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district.
– It’ll be called Suburbway.

What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
– Launch meat!!

The worst jelly to put on a sandwich is traffic jam.

A wheat off my shoulders.

Could you lettuce in?

What did the policeman have on his sandwich?
– Some traffic jam!

What’s the best snack for the beach?
– A sand-wich.

Before the race, one slice of sandwich said to the other,
– “You are toast.”

It’s crust a matter of time.

What do you call a cannibal eating a sandwich?
– A sub-human.

The boxer ordered his favorite lunch again
– a knuckle sandwich.

I was accused of hoagie-ing the pot light because I threw a sandwich at a lamp.

We’re on a roll!

Never a grain.

What’s the loudest kind of sandwich?
– A B. yell T.

I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.
– T’was a traffic jam.

Can you imagine the earth as one giant sandwich the entire population would be in bread.

Wheat are you up to today?

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