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Sandwich puns in 2025

I’m grilled for you!

It’s crust around the corner.

We’re on a roll!

The best way to stop a sandwich from curling is by hiding its brushes.

The sandwich said to the doorman,
– “Please sir, can you lettuce in?”

That was a breach of crust.

I got a shiver from my head tomatoes.

Why do Zombies go to Subway?
– Because they like to eat flesh.

Hamburgers are so dedicated in attending gym sessions because they want to get better bands.

My sandwich is jam-packed.

It’s past my bread time.

When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend,
– he told her she deserved butter.

The tomato made fun of the cheeseburger.
– “Well that’s mature!”

The pilot preferred his sandwich plain.

I look back and I think my decision to order a vegetarian sandwich was a missed steak.

I’d tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

That joke was sub-par.

The other day I had a mean sandwich,
– it tasted average.

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