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Sandwich puns in 2025

Hamburgers are so dedicated in attending gym sessions because they want to get better bands.

My sandwich is jam-packed.

It’s past my bread time.

When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend,
– he told her she deserved butter.

The tomato made fun of the cheeseburger.
– “Well that’s mature!”

The pilot preferred his sandwich plain.

I look back and I think my decision to order a vegetarian sandwich was a missed steak.

I’d tell you the joke about peanut butter and jam on toast, but you might spread it.

That joke was sub-par.

The other day I had a mean sandwich,
– it tasted average.

Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.

Don’t baguette your hat!

Until the butter end.

Why don’t sandwiches like warm weather?
– Because things get toasty!

I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.

Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.

Wheat love for you to join us.

When putting their kids to bed,
– the mother told them, “I could have made you a sandwich,
– but it’s way past your bread time.”

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