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Sandwich puns in 2025

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
– With jam in.

Were it not for the fact that you may spread it,
– I would have told you about the joke of some jam on a piece of bread.

The peanut butter said to the bread,
– “You should quit loafing around.”

I think I can baguette away with it.

I look back and I think my decision to order a veggie sandwich was a missed steak.

The most sophisticated bread is always the upper crust.

Do you fancy being a sandwich model?
– Yes, I sub pose I would.

I don’t eat chess sandwiches, because they’re such a stalemate.

Over and over a grain.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich.
– She said, “Poof you’re a sandwich.”

My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said…
– “Actually, that’s a wrap!”

The man walked in to the restaurant and ordered a rubber band sandwich.
– He preferred it snappy.

It’s crazy! We always finish each other’s sandwiches.

Butter late than never.

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
– You make me melt.

The bacon told the tomato,
– “Lettuce get together.”

When the sandwich broke up with his bread girlfriend,
– he told her, you deserve butter.

From your bread to your toes.

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