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Sandwich puns in 2025

I’m so grilled to see you!

I left my sandwich in the elevator at work. I wanted to take my lunch to the next level.

The children of the two slices of the ham sandwich that married each other were all in bread.

I crust you!

A butter pill to swallow.

I saw a sign in a cafe that said they serve breakfast at any time.
– I asked for a bacon sandwich during the Industrial Revolution.

Bread broker with margarine because of a butter lover.

What does the sandwich say to his girlfriend?
– “I loaf you a lot. You butter believe it!”

Pull your wheat.

Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.

What do you use to make an Argument Sandwich?
– Disagree-dients.

Sandwich meat and rednecks have this in common,
– they are both inbred.

I’m grilled for you!

It’s crust around the corner.

We’re on a roll!

The best way to stop a sandwich from curling is by hiding its brushes.

The sandwich said to the doorman,
– “Please sir, can you lettuce in?”

That was a breach of crust.

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