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Sandwich puns in 2025

The best snack for the beach is a sand-wich.

When putting their kids to bed, the mother told them,
– “I could have made you sandwich,
– but it is past your bread time.”

All the fame has gone to his bread.

The pilot preferred his sandwich plane.

What did the sandwich say to the doorman?
– “Lettuce in.”

Though I know it is rather bunpignified behavior,
– I will still go for the bacon sandwich.

You must be so grilled!

I’m trying to baguette into the habit of it.

After the movie director finished shooting the last scene,
– I handed him a sandwich. I said, “That’s a wrap.”

Today I ate a sandwich with my feet.
– It was a below-knee sandwich.

When the sandwich walked into a bar,
– the barman said, “we don’t serve food.”

Do not ever try to eat a chess sandwich because it would be such a stale mate.

Now and a grain.

Lettuce go one by one, otherwise we’ll get jammed!

What do you get when you eat a sandwich in bed?
– Bedcrumbs.

Where do you think golfers go to eat?
– At the sand-wedge shop.

You will never understand the upper crust because it is always the most sophisticated bread.

Come a grain?

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