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Sandwich puns in 2025

Here today, gone tomato.

What is yellow and white and travels at 500 miles per hour?
– A pilot’s egg sandwich.

The tomato turned red because it saw the sandwich dressing.

The successful box told the reporter that his secret to winning every match is to have knuckle sandwiches for every meal.

Wheat took our time.

I was born and bread in the small town of Sandwich.

A boy boards a bus with a sandwich in his hand.
– The bus driver says: ” hey, this ain’t a restaurant, kid!”
– The boy replies: “I know. That’s why I brought my own food.”

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