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Sandwich puns in 2025

If the earth was one giant sandwich,
– the entire population would be in-bread.

It’s amazing how a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
– For example: “Jane ate her friend’s sandwich” vs “Jane ate her friend’s colon”.

When I open my restaurant, I refused to make my own sandwiches,
– and instead relied on subcontractors.

She’s a great roll-model.

You’re such a crust-worthy person.

Having a sandwich is the best way to fill the gap between trains.

What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
– A jellyfish.

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