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Sandwich puns in 2025

Over and over a grain.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich.
– She said, “Poof you’re a sandwich.”

My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said…
– “Actually, that’s a wrap!”

The man walked in to the restaurant and ordered a rubber band sandwich.
– He preferred it snappy.

It’s crazy! We always finish each other’s sandwiches.

Butter late than never.

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
– You make me melt.

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