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School puns in 2025

“The s’more I know about college, the s’more I love.”

What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
– Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.

Our computer teacher quit teaching school students
– because he lost his drive.

When I almost failed in Cosmetology, I was forced to take makeup classes.

You cannot be odd unless you are number 1.

What do fish study in school?
– Algaebra.

Treat yo shelves.

Punning in the hallway will get you detention.

The strawberry was very late for school
– because she was stuck in a jam.

“I have a c-rush on Greek life.”

Never read Fitzgerald? You Gatsby kidding me!

The poor teacher who got hit by a car was actually grading on a curve.

When school starts this autumn, I hope I don’t fall behind.

When a chicken crosses a road, it becomes poultry in motion.

“Lettuce celebrate the weekend.”

Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

To a teacher of social sciences, the globe means the world.

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