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School puns in 2025

“The s’more I know about college, the s’more I love.”

I was surprised when my teacher asked me to study things with a higher pH than 7
– because she usually always gives me basic things.

I was forced to drop out of med school
– because it took guts to learn about human anatomy.

Leaving an alphabet soup on a burning stove would spell disaster.

My high school bully still takes my lunch money.
– But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!

Writers are cold because they’re surrounded by drafts.

In my school, the debate club used to be de-great club.

The fish was sad he failed his classes. He was below C level.

“I know it’s cheesy, but college food is grate.”

Brontë?
– What a breath of fresh Eyre.

This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.

A science teacher’s favorite type of tree is chemis-tree.

I avoided putting all my eggs in one basket by participating in a lot of eggs-tracurriculars.

Nobody listens to an obtuse triangle because it is never right.

“Periodically, I’ll show up to my science class.”

This weekend is going to be LITerary.

A substitute teacher’s favorite place to eat is Subway.

I was gifted with a golden spoon as a stirring attribute after I graduated from a culinary school.

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