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School puns in 2024

Too much pi will end up giving you a large circumference.

“Yes, I’m into fitness. I’m into fitness this whole pizza in my mouth.”

Talk wordy to me.

You should never gift anything to your history teacher. He won’t like the present.

A witch’s favorite subject in school is spelling.

“Let’s taco bout last night.”

Tequila Mockingbird.

Leave poetry to the prose.

The teacher wears shades to school every day
– because she has very bright students.

I get along with a great group of friends who clique with me.

It is pointless to be using a broken pencil. It is not write.

“Calc-u later, I’m off to class.”

When I think about books, I touch my shelf.

Our computer teacher quit teaching school students
– because he lost his drive.

When I almost failed in Cosmetology, I was forced to take makeup classes.

You cannot be odd unless you are number 1.

What do fish study in school?
– Algaebra.

What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
– Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.

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