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School puns in 2025

The Chemistry nerd was totally in his element when he got a Chemistry set for his birthday.

King Arthur’s Round table was built by Sir Cumference.

My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.
– Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

Reading is a novel idea.

I was angling for straight As in my geometry exams.

In most schools nowadays, brass instruments are usually band.

“My early morning chemistry class rarely gets a reaction out of me.”

“Never mind” —a passive aggressive Raven.

I am not too fond of the lie-brarian. She is very dishonest.

The school dance was such a joke. It had a big punch line.

The days in the school calendar are numbered.

“No kitten, I’m feline purrty great right meow.”

My weekend is fully booked.

Feeling my shelf.

English teachers are the best
– because they never write their students off.

The tree dropped out of school
– because he failed twigonometry.

I General Lee do not find civil war jokes funny.

A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said…
– Bison

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