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School puns in 2024

Santa’s minions are subordinate clauses.

I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
– He said he got an “eh”.

Have you read the book about hands?
– It’s a real page turner.

Geography is without a doubt my favorite subject. It is world class.

My daughter is playing a muffin cake in the school play. It is such a sweet role.

“Need a little encourage mint for this late-night study session.”

But first, Kafka.

Bookworms take shelfies.

You should listen to whatever the English teacher says to you
– because they are always write.

The final baking assignment in Home Economics was a piece of cake.

You should read while sunbathing. You will become well-red.

“My Little and I go together like PB&J.”

Better read than dead.

When the Chemistry teacher broke his leg, it turned out to be a compound fracture.

When the buffalo dropped his kid off at school, he waved and said, “Bison.”

Life is pointless without geometry.

My daughter told me she saw a deer on the way to school.
– Me: “How do you know it was going to school?”

Every book has some flaws and mistakes, no matter how good the editor. It’s bound to happen.

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