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School puns in 2025

In my school, the debate club used to be de-great club.

The fish was sad he failed his classes. He was below C level.

“I know it’s cheesy, but college food is grate.”

Brontë?
– What a breath of fresh Eyre.

This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.

A science teacher’s favorite type of tree is chemis-tree.

I avoided putting all my eggs in one basket by participating in a lot of eggs-tracurriculars.

Nobody listens to an obtuse triangle because it is never right.

“Periodically, I’ll show up to my science class.”

This weekend is going to be LITerary.

A substitute teacher’s favorite place to eat is Subway.

I was gifted with a golden spoon as a stirring attribute after I graduated from a culinary school.

“The sun doesn’t have to go to college, because it’s already got like 28 million degrees.”

I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
– The correct answer was blood vessels.

I read dead people.

My exams were so bad, I will get D-graded scores.

Nobody heard of the guy who would get into trouble for making puns in school after he was pun-ished.

“Keeping the positivi-tea in the dorm room.”

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