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School puns in 2024

At first, I was so nervous about English, but now I am past tense.

Wizards and witches go to Hogwarts to learn how to spell.

“Sorry, I can’t hang tonight. I’m totally booked at the library.”

Why is John Milton a terrible guest at game nights?
– Because when he’s around, there’s a pair of dice lost.

Take a page from the book and leaf.

The chemistry teacher made horrible puns periodically.

The day the students read letters from their pen pals is a read letter day.

One time I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction.

“Donut make me get out of bed for class.”

The high school music teacher was controversial for having his students read band books.

I am never going to a Halloween party with my Geometry teacher.
His costume was too squarey.

When the school bully drew a zero on the nerdy student’s face, he really did a number on him.

The recipe for writing a great essay needs a lot of shortening.

My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I reassured him, “Don’t be silly!”
– “Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?”

Stay true to your shelf.

When I was a student I had so much school spirit that it was spooky.

Even though my school shut down during the lockdown it was still virtually the best.

“The campus cafe and I were meant to bean.”

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