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School puns in 2025

Forever Jung.

I have no shelf control.

When my math teacher called me average, he was being mean.

I hate that I have to go to sum-more school during the vacations. Holidays are supposed to be pun.

Whenever I have graph paper, people think I am plotting something.

“I must have figured out squadratic equation, because I have the best friends.”

Where my prose at?

When the Chemistry teacher joined the FBI after leaving his teaching job in school, he became a re-agent.

In school, I was very bad at math. I didn’t count how many times I failed.

“Bison, I’m leaving for college.”

Is it o.k. to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school…
….or, am I a really bad teacher ?

Prose before hoes.

The new teacher was super-intending to have a wonderful school year.

She was so smart, she never let a pop quiz burst her bubble.

It was wrong to kick me out of school after I got married. I only wanted my Bachelor’s degree.

“I really snailed it this semester.”

You’re nothing but a Wilde thing.

The book about Mount Everest had quite a cliff hanger.

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