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School puns in 2025

A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said…
– Bison

Feeling my shelf.

English teachers are the best
– because they never write their students off.

The tree dropped out of school
– because he failed twigonometry.

I General Lee do not find civil war jokes funny.

“I’m a science major, and I’m sodium funny.”

Dystopian novels are so 1984.

Readers do it by the book.

She was great at art class. Her talent with the brush made her painting a real class act.

I fell in love when I first saw her in Chemistry class and now we are married. This is My Chemical Romance.

“Just hoping this B.S. pays off.”

Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.

The teacher was angry about the kid-napping in school, but it is fine now. He woke up.

The optometry student decided to go to the school with the most number of pupils.

I thought my friend had a photographic memory, but it never developed.

I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
– He said he got an “eh”.

Have you read the book about hands?
– It’s a real page turner.

The origami teacher wanted to quit his job. He was frustrated
– because of all the paperwork.

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