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School puns in 2025

My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.
– Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

I was angling for straight As in my geometry exams.

In most schools nowadays, brass instruments are usually band.

“My early morning chemistry class rarely gets a reaction out of me.”

“Never mind” —a passive aggressive Raven.

Reading is a novel idea.

I am not too fond of the lie-brarian. She is very dishonest.

The school dance was such a joke. It had a big punch line.

The days in the school calendar are numbered.

“No kitten, I’m feline purrty great right meow.”

My weekend is fully booked.

English teachers are the best
– because they never write their students off.

The tree dropped out of school
– because he failed twigonometry.

I General Lee do not find civil war jokes funny.

A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said…
– Bison

Feeling my shelf.

She was great at art class. Her talent with the brush made her painting a real class act.

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