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School puns in 2025

The school dance was such a joke. It had a big punch line.

The days in the school calendar are numbered.

“No kitten, I’m feline purrty great right meow.”

My weekend is fully booked.

English teachers are the best
– because they never write their students off.

The tree dropped out of school
– because he failed twigonometry.

I General Lee do not find civil war jokes funny.

A buffalo dropped his boy off at school and said…
– Bison

Feeling my shelf.

She was great at art class. Her talent with the brush made her painting a real class act.

I fell in love when I first saw her in Chemistry class and now we are married. This is My Chemical Romance.

“I’m a science major, and I’m sodium funny.”

Dystopian novels are so 1984.

Readers do it by the book.

The teacher was angry about the kid-napping in school, but it is fine now. He woke up.

The optometry student decided to go to the school with the most number of pupils.

I thought my friend had a photographic memory, but it never developed.

“Just hoping this B.S. pays off.”

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