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School puns in 2025

The strawberry was very late for school
– because she was stuck in a jam.

“I have a c-rush on Greek life.”

Never read Fitzgerald? You Gatsby kidding me!

Treat yo shelves.

The poor teacher who got hit by a car was actually grading on a curve.

When school starts this autumn, I hope I don’t fall behind.

When a chicken crosses a road, it becomes poultry in motion.

“Lettuce celebrate the weekend.”

Readers do it between the covers (or alternately, readers do it between the sheets).

To a teacher of social sciences, the globe means the world.

The Chemistry nerd was totally in his element when he got a Chemistry set for his birthday.

King Arthur’s Round table was built by Sir Cumference.

My wife asked if people wearing camo was big when I was in school.
– Told her if they did, I didn’t see them.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put down.

I was angling for straight As in my geometry exams.

In most schools nowadays, brass instruments are usually band.

“My early morning chemistry class rarely gets a reaction out of me.”

“Never mind” —a passive aggressive Raven.

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