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School puns in 2025

Feeling my shelf.

She was great at art class. Her talent with the brush made her painting a real class act.

I fell in love when I first saw her in Chemistry class and now we are married. This is My Chemical Romance.

“I’m a science major, and I’m sodium funny.”

Dystopian novels are so 1984.

Readers do it by the book.

The teacher was angry about the kid-napping in school, but it is fine now. He woke up.

The optometry student decided to go to the school with the most number of pupils.

I thought my friend had a photographic memory, but it never developed.

“Just hoping this B.S. pays off.”

Check your shelf before you wreck your shelf.

The origami teacher wanted to quit his job. He was frustrated
– because of all the paperwork.

The name of the school that Harry Styles attended is ‘Watermelon Sugar High.’

Santa’s minions are subordinate clauses.

I asked my son how he did on his school report about Canada
– He said he got an “eh”.

Have you read the book about hands?
– It’s a real page turner.

Geography is without a doubt my favorite subject. It is world class.

My daughter is playing a muffin cake in the school play. It is such a sweet role.

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