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School puns in 2025

Nobody listens to an obtuse triangle because it is never right.

“Periodically, I’ll show up to my science class.”

This weekend is going to be LITerary.

A substitute teacher’s favorite place to eat is Subway.

I was gifted with a golden spoon as a stirring attribute after I graduated from a culinary school.

“The sun doesn’t have to go to college, because it’s already got like 28 million degrees.”

I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.
– The correct answer was blood vessels.

I read dead people.

My exams were so bad, I will get D-graded scores.

Nobody heard of the guy who would get into trouble for making puns in school after he was pun-ished.

“Keeping the positivi-tea in the dorm room.”

Forever Jung.

I have no shelf control.

When my math teacher called me average, he was being mean.

I hate that I have to go to sum-more school during the vacations. Holidays are supposed to be pun.

Whenever I have graph paper, people think I am plotting something.

“I must have figured out squadratic equation, because I have the best friends.”

Where my prose at?

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