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Science puns in 2024

Absolute zero is so cool!

A physics professor always made his class sit on the edge of a cliff while they studied.
-He said that was where they had most potential.

Na that’s sodium.

When organisms don’t like the rules, they protist.

Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

Air resistance is a real drag.

A nuclear physicist went into a chip shop.
– She ordered fission chips.

Do you find bone puns humerus?

That new anti-gravity textbook’s really interesting.
-It’s impossible to put down.

453.6 graham crackers is 1 pound cake

A physicist lost the keys to his underground research lab.
– He was very con-CERN-ed.

A molecule tells another:
-A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

A quark doesn’t walk into a bar and orders a drink.

You can never trust an atom to tell the truth.
-They make up everything.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

The way to a man’s heart is through his veins.

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?

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