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Science puns in 2025

A nuclear physicist went into a chip shop.
– She ordered fission chips.

Baby, let’s measure the amplitude of our physical wave.

Air resistance is a real drag.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist

Have you heard that entropy isn’t what it used to be?

If Fred Flintstone’s neurotransmitters could talk, they would say “GABA- dabba doo!”

A farmer put shoes on his horses and they all started sticking to the grass.
-They were in a magnetic field.

After decades of work, Einstein finally finished his theory about space.
-It was about time, too.

Me doing biochemistry
-biochemistry, biochemiswhy, biochemisby.

Organ donors really put their heart into it.

There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

Let’s get PHYSICS-cal

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads, “Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-‘s.”

Watt is love?
-Baby don’t hertz me.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Werner Heisenberg’s assistant walked into the lab to find everything was covered in bits of rope and yarn.
– He’d been working on string theory again.

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