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Science puns in 2025

Air resistance is a real drag.

A proton and an electron were having an argument.
– “Why are you always negative?” the proton yelled.

I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Rest in peace, boiling water, you will be mist

Have you heard that entropy isn’t what it used to be?

Make like a melanogaster and buzz off!

Two uranium nuclei were waiting in line to go into a nuclear reactor.
-Bye,” said one, getting to the front of the queue. “Gotta split!

A physicist woke up feeling ill.
-“My head hertz,” he said.

A piece of wood got a job on the train, but got fired the next day.
-It was a poor conductor.

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

If the cell in your hand does not contain cytoplasm, please put it away

Two physicists got into a fight.
-One tried to hit the other, so the rest of the team grabbed him and held him back. “Let me atom!” he shouted.

Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid.
– He got absolute zero.

If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology… because they always go together!

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

A nuclear physicist logged into his friend’s playlist.
-The first song up was “Atomic”.

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