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Science puns in 2025

Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid.
– He got absolute zero.

If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology… because they always go together!

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

A nuclear physicist logged into his friend’s playlist.
-The first song up was “Atomic”.

I don’t need a spine
– it’s holding me back!

The cost of the space program is truly astronomical!

A physics student had nothing to do but study electrical charges.
-“I’m Bohr-ed,” she complained.

What is a fact about the human body that not many people know about?

What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
-photos-and-thesis

Everyone thinks photons are the friendliest particles, because they’re always waving.

How come noses run and feet smell?

A beam of light got caught speeding.
-It ended up in prism.

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, and I was like OMg

007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond.

Physicists never wear black socks.
-They’re afraid of getting black holes.

Confucius once said, “When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”

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