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Science puns in 2025

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

The proton and the electron always make the neutron order at the restaurant.
-There’s never any charge.

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Two blood cells met and fell in love but alas it was all in vein

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

Space kept running in circles and jumping in the air because it had too much energy.
– It was hyperspace.

Basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower

Einstein started DJing at events.
-He called himself MC Squared.

There are 10 kinds of people:
– Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, they would be alloys!

Protons write great inspirational posts.
– They’re so good at being positive.

The biggest difference between time and space is that you can’t reuse time.

If Fred Flintstone’s neurotransmitters could talk, they would say “GABA- dabba doo!”

A farmer put shoes on his horses and they all started sticking to the grass.
-They were in a magnetic field.

After decades of work, Einstein finally finished his theory about space.
-It was about time, too.

Me doing biochemistry
-biochemistry, biochemiswhy, biochemisby.

Organ donors really put their heart into it.

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