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Science puns in 2025

How come noses run and feet smell?

A beam of light got caught speeding.
-It ended up in prism.

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, and I was like OMg

007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond.

Physicists never wear black socks.
-They’re afraid of getting black holes.

Confucius once said, “When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”

Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.

A student wanted to know what happened before the Big Bang.
– The teacher couldn’t explain, because there was no time.

I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Teamwork is essential because you can always blame someone else.

Do you find bone puns humerus?

That new anti-gravity textbook’s really interesting.
-It’s impossible to put down.

453.6 graham crackers is 1 pound cake

A physicist lost the keys to his underground research lab.
– He was very con-CERN-ed.

A molecule tells another:
-A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

A quark doesn’t walk into a bar and orders a drink.

You can never trust an atom to tell the truth.
-They make up everything.

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