Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Science puns in 2025

I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

Teamwork is essential because you can always blame someone else.

Do you find bone puns humerus?

That new anti-gravity textbook’s really interesting.
-It’s impossible to put down.

453.6 graham crackers is 1 pound cake

A physicist lost the keys to his underground research lab.
– He was very con-CERN-ed.

A molecule tells another:
-A free-electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them!

A quark doesn’t walk into a bar and orders a drink.

You can never trust an atom to tell the truth.
-They make up everything.

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

If a plant is sad, do the other plants photosympathize with it?

The way to a man’s heart is through his veins.

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

millionth of a mouthwash is 1 microscope

Isaac Newton walked into the lab and found his colleague, who was working on constants, lying flat on the floor.
-Gravity got you down?” Newton asked. “Just Plancking,” said his colleague.

Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

Follow us on Facebook