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Science puns in 2025

There are two types of people in the world
-Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Einstein developed a theory about space — it was about time!

A subatomic particle sat pulling faces at the wall.
– It was a strange quark.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

Don’t give the phone to a biologist, they can’t stop taking cell-fies.

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

Hand over the calculator; friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

Einstein dreaded Christmas.
-The whole family would come round, and he’d spend the entire day trying to work out a new theory of relativity.

What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?

A physicist woke up feeling ill.
-“My head hertz,” he said.

A piece of wood got a job on the train, but got fired the next day.
-It was a poor conductor.

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

If the cell in your hand does not contain cytoplasm, please put it away

Two physicists got into a fight.
-One tried to hit the other, so the rest of the team grabbed him and held him back. “Let me atom!” he shouted.

Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid.
– He got absolute zero.

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