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Science puns in 2025

A farmer put shoes on his horses and they all started sticking to the grass.
-They were in a magnetic field.

After decades of work, Einstein finally finished his theory about space.
-It was about time, too.

Me doing biochemistry
-biochemistry, biochemiswhy, biochemisby.

Organ donors really put their heart into it.

There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

Let’s get PHYSICS-cal

A sign outside the chemistry hotel reads, “Great Day Rates, Even Better NO3-‘s.”

Watt is love?
-Baby don’t hertz me.

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Werner Heisenberg’s assistant walked into the lab to find everything was covered in bits of rope and yarn.
– He’d been working on string theory again.

There are two types of people in the world
-Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Einstein developed a theory about space — it was about time!

A subatomic particle sat pulling faces at the wall.
– It was a strange quark.

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

Don’t give the phone to a biologist, they can’t stop taking cell-fies.

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond.
-Taken, not shared.

Hand over the calculator; friends don’t let friends derive drunk.

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