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Science puns in 2025

Einstein dreaded Christmas.
-The whole family would come round, and he’d spend the entire day trying to work out a new theory of relativity.

What did the thermometer tell the graduated cylinder?

A physicist woke up feeling ill.
-“My head hertz,” he said.

A piece of wood got a job on the train, but got fired the next day.
-It was a poor conductor.

If enough data is collected, anything may be proven by statistical methods.

If the cell in your hand does not contain cytoplasm, please put it away

Two physicists got into a fight.
-One tried to hit the other, so the rest of the team grabbed him and held him back. “Let me atom!” he shouted.

Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?

If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

A physics student failed an exam so badly his test paper froze solid.
– He got absolute zero.

If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology… because they always go together!

I was going to make a sodium joke, but Na.

A nuclear physicist logged into his friend’s playlist.
-The first song up was “Atomic”.

I don’t need a spine
– it’s holding me back!

The cost of the space program is truly astronomical!

A physics student had nothing to do but study electrical charges.
-“I’m Bohr-ed,” she complained.

What is a fact about the human body that not many people know about?

What do you get when you mix picture day with writing a biology essay?
-photos-and-thesis

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