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Science puns in 2025

Everyone thinks photons are the friendliest particles, because they’re always waving.

How come noses run and feet smell?

A beam of light got caught speeding.
-It ended up in prism.

I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were going out, and I was like OMg

007’s Eskimo cousin is named Polar Bond.

Physicists never wear black socks.
-They’re afraid of getting black holes.

Confucius once said, “When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.”

Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.

A student wanted to know what happened before the Big Bang.
– The teacher couldn’t explain, because there was no time.

I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.

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