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Seal puns in 2024

I got that lawn mower from a yard seal. (sale)

What does a polar bear call a seal on a skateboard?
– Meals on Wheels.

What does a seal study in school?
– Art, Art, Art, Art, Art, ….

Why can’t a seal be a DJ
– Because they are afraid of club hits

I hope you are hungry enough for your seal-lebratory birthday meal!

Seals are such blubber-mouths.

What do you call a seal couple?
– Seal mates.

Navy seal
– Dammit, why can’t I be grey or brown like all the other seals?

The seal crossed the road to get to the other tide.

Why are seals good at motor racing?
– Because they are often in pole position.

Save the seals!

What’s a seal’s favorite subject?
– Art Art Art!

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
– He was looking for a tight seal.

You can say that we are seal-mates!

Animal puns are seal-iously the best.

Why did the seal cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
– Because they don’t have pockets.

With my Dad’s military service, how did it take me 42 years to realize
– I can call him the SEAL of Disapproval.

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