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Seal puns in 2025

I have a pure seal (zeal) for animal puns.

What do you call a seal in the desert?
– Lost.

I just realized that I forgot to seal all my spices in airtight containers.
– I’m expecting to have a bad thyme.

What’s a seal’s favorite social activity?
– Clubbing…

I’m so sorry

What sort of cinemas do seals go to?
– Dive ins.

Sea you later!

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
– Because they don’t have pockets.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sealion?
– An electron or two

If seals hated a kind of musical act, it would be Orca-stras.

Seal the deal.

What did the seal study in school?
– Art Art Art Art!!!

A seal goes into a bar and the bartender asked him,”What will it be Mr seal?”
– The seal responds,”anything but a Canadian Club”

Where do baby seals go for date night?
– To the club

Have fun in school, I’ll seal you later!

Navy Seals – Dark blue seals that guard America.

What animals are on legal documents?
– Seals!

Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
– Phoque .

What did the seal say to the sea turtle?
– Can you please scute?

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