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Seal puns in 2025

Pup-corn – What little baby seals snack on while watching movies.

What sort of musical acts do seals listen to?
– Orca-stras.

An Asian doctor, SEAL, and astronaut walks into a bar
– His name is Jonny Kim. Please don’t let my mother know about him.

Seals swim in saltwater
– because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Are you for seal?

Why can’t seals be famous DJs?
– Because they’re scared of club hits.

What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
– bad ass

Why did Heidi Klum get a divorce?
– She didn’t approve of Seal clubbing

If a seal just became a teacher, then it needs its seal-llabus!

Animal puns are the seal-iest!

Why are George W Bush’s school grades like a seals eating habits?
– They’re both below C level!

What’s a Navy SEAL’s least favourite drink?
– Canadian Club.

What do you get when you take away a seal’s electron?
– A sealion

I got you a stuffed seal animal as a present but I can’t return it. Warranty is void if seal is broken!

Pup-sicle – Little baby seals’ summer ice cream treats.

What’s grey and has a trunk?
– A seal on holiday.

What’s a seal’s favourite drink?
– Canadian Club on the Rocks

Seals are so good at motor racing
– because they are always in pole position.

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