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Seal puns in 2025

What sort of musical acts do seals listen to?
– Orca-stras.

When you fish upon a star…

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

I never realized seals were cool
– They kinda slap though

If a seal had a favorite kind of music, it would be “sole” music.

What does a seal say about network switches?
– ARP ARP ARP

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
– Because they don’t have pockets.

Let’s seal-lebrate your birthday with a cake!

Flippin’ amazing!

Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
– Because he couldn’t see that whale

What did the injured seal say to the shark?
– Don’t consume if seal is broken.

Why do seals live in salt water?
– Pepper makes them sneeze.

Make-A-Fish Foundation

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
– Dam!

What is SEAL Team 6’s favourite colour?
– Aquamarine!

I saw a polar bear eat something but my lips are sealed.

Baby seals always seal (steal) my heart away.

What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?
– Do not consume if seal is broken.

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