Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Seal puns in 2024

Got a problem?
– Seal with it…

I don’t do anything on stage that allows me to become a trained seal, where you’re just doing the same thing over and over.

Why do seals swim in salt water ?
– Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

I don’t get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?
– I mean, I’m kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?

Animal puns are the seal-liest!

Don’t be seally!

What did the baby seal say when it was late?
– “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”

What’s the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?-
– “I o n”

Why did the seal cross the bay?
– To get to the otter side!

I forgot to buy balloons! Seal-ly me!

Pup-corn – What little baby seals snack on while watching movies.

What sort of musical acts do seals listen to?
– Orca-stras.

An Asian doctor, SEAL, and astronaut walks into a bar
– His name is Jonny Kim. Please don’t let my mother know about him.

Seals swim in saltwater
– because pepper water makes them sneeze.

Are you for seal?

Why can’t seals be famous DJs?
– Because they’re scared of club hits.

What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
– bad ass

Why did Heidi Klum get a divorce?
– She didn’t approve of Seal clubbing

Follow us on Facebook