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Seal puns in 2025

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
– “Do not consume if seal is broken.”

You know, I thought about joining the Navy SEALs when I was younger.
– Then I heard people were clubbing new ones and I wimped out.

Happy birthday, you are seal-liously the best!

Are you fur real?

What would a seal say before it falls in love?
– Don’t seal my heart.

What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
– A stamped bull

What would a seal say before it falls in love?
– Don’t seal my heart.

What’s grey and has a trunk?
– A seal on holiday.

SEAL – A seal’s favourite music artist.

Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
– Poor thing turned into a sea lion.

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
– Do not eat if seal is broken

I bought this today and you can say that I “sealed” the deal!

What a seal! (steal)

Did you hear about the pinniped that became friends with a polar bear?
– His fate was sealed.

My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
… so I bought a seal iron

If you don’t properly seal the lids on your spice rack…
– You’re going to have a bad Thyme.

Here’s my birthday present to you, and it’s seal-ed with a kiss!

That’s fur you!

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