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Seal puns in 2025

Seals are so good at motor racing
– because they are always in pole position.

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Seal of approval.

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What do seals do when they need medical attention?
– Sea kelp.

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The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
– He wasn’t really inuit

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Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
– In a narcophagus

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I’ve received a package from a seal and it’s signed, sealed, and delivered!

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It is important to practice seal-f care.

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What’s a balanced diet for a polar bear?
– A seal in each paw!

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Why was the Navy Seal sad?
– He doesn’t like the color blue.

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What was the seal’s favorite subject in school?
– ART ART ART!

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You are seal-ly if you think we won’t celebrate your birthday!

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Pup-tato – A baby potato seal.

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What sort of music do seals like?
– Sole.

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What do you call a seal with an extra electron?
– A sea lion!

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What kind of cinemas do seals go to?
– Dive in cinemas!

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Seal it with a kiss.

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All seals live at the same elevation
– Seal level.

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What do you call an electrically charged seal?
– A seal ion.

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