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Seal puns in 2025

One baby seal was pressured by other seals to jump off. Talk about pier pressure.

That pun is so seally!

Why do seals swim in salt water?
– Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What do seals do when they need medical attention?
– Sea kelp

I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
– He said nah, I’m not really Inuit.

It’s fun preparing for your party and I hope to have your seal of approval!

Seal puns are snow joking matter.

What do astronomer seals study?
– Seal-lestial bodies.

What do you call a handsome seal?
– Mr. Seal Yo Girl

It is important to practice seal-f care.

Got a problem?
– Seal with it…

I don’t do anything on stage that allows me to become a trained seal, where you’re just doing the same thing over and over.

Why do seals swim in salt water ?
– Because, pepper water makes them sneeze.

I don’t get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?
– I mean, I’m kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?

Animal puns are the seal-liest!

Don’t be seally!

What did the baby seal say when it was late?
– “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”

What’s the difference between a Sea Lion and a Seal?-
– “I o n”

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