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Seal puns in 2024

What’s a seal’s favorite subject?
– Art Art Art!

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
– He was looking for a tight seal.

You can say that we are seal-mates!

Animal puns are seal-iously the best.

Why did the seal cross the road?
– To get to the other tide!

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
– Because they don’t have pockets.

With my Dad’s military service, how did it take me 42 years to realize
– I can call him the SEAL of Disapproval.

I am seal-liously excited about your birthday party!

Snow way!

How do seals study in school?
– Following a seal-labus.

Where did the seal work at?
– The ART store

What do you call a seal that can also defend the country?
– A navy seal.

Why did the seal cross the road?
– Because it was the chicken’s day off.

Keep calm and love seals.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sealion?
– ion

The Russians just canceled their undercover Penguin program
– they found out we have NAVY Seals

One baby seal was pressured by other seals to jump off. Talk about pier pressure.

That pun is so seally!

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