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Seal puns in 2025

What’s a seal’s favourite drink?
– Canadian Club on the Rocks

Seals are so good at motor racing
– because they are always in pole position.

Seal of approval.

What do seals do when they need medical attention?
– Sea kelp.

The other day I asked an Alaskan guy if he wanted to eat some seal meat.
– He wasn’t really inuit

Where do Egyptians seal away their drugs?
– In a narcophagus

I’ve received a package from a seal and it’s signed, sealed, and delivered!

It is important to practice seal-f care.

What’s a balanced diet for a polar bear?
– A seal in each paw!

Why was the Navy Seal sad?
– He doesn’t like the color blue.

What was the seal’s favorite subject in school?
– ART ART ART!

You are seal-ly if you think we won’t celebrate your birthday!

Pup-tato – A baby potato seal.

What sort of music do seals like?
– Sole.

What do you call a seal with an extra electron?
– A sea lion!

What kind of cinemas do seals go to?
– Dive in cinemas!

Seal it with a kiss.

All seals live at the same elevation
– Seal level.

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