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Seal puns in 2025

What’s grey and has a trunk?
– A seal on holiday.

SEAL – A seal’s favourite music artist.

Did you hear the one about the Seal that lost an electron?
– Poor thing turned into a sea lion.

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
– Do not eat if seal is broken

I bought this today and you can say that I “sealed” the deal!

What a seal! (steal)

Did you hear about the pinniped that became friends with a polar bear?
– His fate was sealed.

My pet seal was getting a bit old and wrinkly
… so I bought a seal iron

If you don’t properly seal the lids on your spice rack…
– You’re going to have a bad Thyme.

Here’s my birthday present to you, and it’s seal-ed with a kiss!

That’s fur you!

What is a seal’s favorite shape?
– Seal-linder.

What is a seal’s favorite subject in school?
– Art

You are seal-liously cute!

What sort of music do seals like?
– Sole.

Seal pups are hunted at 14 days old, doesn’t that sound like a baby to you?

Baby seal walks into a club
– What a tragedy…

Why do Navy SEALs fall backwards off of their boats?
– Because if they fell forwards they’d still be on the boat!

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