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Seal puns in 2025

Why do seals carry fish in their mouth?
– Because they don’t have pockets.

Let’s seal-lebrate your birthday with a cake!

Flippin’ amazing!

Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca?
– Because he couldn’t see that whale

What did the injured seal say to the shark?
– Don’t consume if seal is broken.

Why do seals live in salt water?
– Pepper makes them sneeze.

Make-A-Fish Foundation

What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
– Dam!

What is SEAL Team 6’s favourite colour?
– Aquamarine!

I saw a polar bear eat something but my lips are sealed.

Baby seals always seal (steal) my heart away.

What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?
– Do not consume if seal is broken.

What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
– “Do not consume if seal is broken.”

You know, I thought about joining the Navy SEALs when I was younger.
– Then I heard people were clubbing new ones and I wimped out.

Happy birthday, you are seal-liously the best!

Are you fur real?

What would a seal say before it falls in love?
– Don’t seal my heart.

What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
– A stamped bull

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