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Seal puns in 2025

What did the seal say to the sea turtle?
– Can you please scute?

That has got to be the seal-liest thing I’ve ever heard!

What sort of musical acts do seals listen to?
– Orca-stras.

When you fish upon a star…

What keeps the ocean from leaking out?
– The seals.

I never realized seals were cool
– They kinda slap though

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