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Sewing puns in 2025

Sewing doesn’t solve all the problems in the world. Sometimes you need to quilt as well.

My mother was sewing a quilt for me and asked how it was. But I refused to make a blanket statement.

I accidentally uploaded a question about embroidery on the wrong thread.

What does a seamstress say to get your attention? A-hem.

My wife’s sewing machine isn’t working properly. Not sure what’s wrong with it though, it just seams a little off.

Knitting is cheaper than therapy

Christmas trees are the worst at sewing. They always drop their needles.

A tailor once saw a seamstress travel via stitch-hiking.

“Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? Because they drop all their needles”

As you sew so shall you rip.

Let me sew and no one gets hurt

I’m not a hoarder, I just need a bigger craft room.

I had a joke about a needle in the haystack written somewhere, but I can’t find it.

The IT Giants are researching cotton and velvet. It looks like they are preparing to get into the soft-wear industry.

Me: Yay, sewing pins! Chalk it up to the winner of puns girl

Why do Christmas trees suck at sewing? They’re always dropping their needles!

I’ve got scraps. They’re multiplying.

A quilt injured itself during a football match and now its life hangs by a thread.

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