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Sewing puns in 2025

When I’m sewing, please don’t talk to me. I needle a little space.

Most of the embroidery jokes are sew-sew.

Sew much fabric, sew little time.

If you are freaking out over a sewing project, don’t worry. What you are experiencing is called “Seamstress’ed”. It’s a quite common phenomenon among people who sew.

You know you’re a quilter if you pet fabric.

I know, I know, my jokes suck. But I will not quilt cracking jokes.

“My dream world? A place where the fabric is free and sewing make you thin”

Wanted criminal with sewing machine at large; Police says he’s following a pattern.

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? Because they drop all their needles.

To knit or not to knit, now that’s just a silly question!

Once my mother advised me on sewing, “As you sew, so shall you rip”.

The reused label team called itself a real rag-tag team.

Me at the fabric store: Should I buy this piece of fabric for my stash? Head: No, Wallet: No, Store owner: No. Husband: Heck no. Me: I’ll take 5 yards, please.

How can you tell if a sewing machine is trustworthy? If it seams legit

I count my salary in yards of fabric.

A few days ago, I bought a brand new sewing machine, but now it does not seams to be working.

My sister likes embroidery sew much that she communicates via it. I think she has made a sign language for herself, sew it seams.

If you embroider a message on a bedspread, you’re making a blanket statement.

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