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Sewing puns in 2024

How do a seamstress travel? Stitch-hiking.

Me at the fabric store: Should I buy this piece of fabric for my stash? Head: No, Wallet: No, Store owner: No. Husband: Heck no. Me: I’ll take 5 yards, please.

The tailor has been working on a dress for hours now. She seam-stressed.

My grandma always used to spin a yarn for me to make me sleep.

Dear fabric store worker. Don’t ask me what I’m making, I’m running out of code words. It’s going in my fabric stash.

I should go to the supermarket and grab myself a punnet.

I only quilt on days that end in “y”.

Two sewing machines were strolling in a park. One of those machines asked the other “Are you a singer?”. The other replied “ja-no-me”.

I was out of all my puns on embroidery, or sew it seems.

It is all fun and games until the bobbin runs out.

My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer-songwriter.

Quilting, as much fun as you can have without shaving your legs.

The quilt worker quit his job because he was feeling down.

“A clean house is a strong sign that the sewing machine is broken”

Darn you. Is there any way to mend this thread?

What did the quilter blame for having too many children? Reproduction fabric.

When I started knitting I forgot how to cook

A robber has been stealing sewing machines from specific stores. The police say he is following a pattern.

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