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Sewing puns in 2025
Yes, I have a sewing machine and yes I like to sew. No, I don’t want to hem your pants or fix your curtains for 1/3 the price of a tailor. Do it yourself if you think it takes a minute.
Last night I ran out of sewing needles.
I just spent two hours organizing my stockpile of fabric. I think I will reward myself with a trip to the fabric store.
My husband was on pins and needles when I reached the final round in a sewing competition.
Russia does not require cotton, because they got Lenin.
Me: I’ve gathered then that you’re decreeing me champion. I must say I’m fusing mad that you’re giving up.
I designed my own pillow. The pillow to rule all pillows. The perfect dimensions, the perfect stiffness, the perfect material. I sought the finest fabrics from around the globe and set to work on my grandest creation. It took months, but I finished. The last step was to transport it from the sewing room upstairs to my bedroom downstairs. Alas, I dropped it from the top of the stairs and by the time it reached the bottom there was stuffing everywhere, and all of the thread had come loose. It appeared I would have to live without my pillow or sew its seams.
A man and a quilt will both keep you warm at night, but a quilt never says anything stupid.
Whenever all the quilters gather in the sewing club the club always has a block party.
“What do you call a gathering of quilters? A block party.”
Yarn knot going find it here.
How do a seamstress travel? Stitch-hiking.
Me at the fabric store: Should I buy this piece of fabric for my stash? Head: No, Wallet: No, Store owner: No. Husband: Heck no. Me: I’ll take 5 yards, please.
The tailor has been working on a dress for hours now. She seam-stressed.
My grandma always used to spin a yarn for me to make me sleep.
Dear fabric store worker. Don’t ask me what I’m making, I’m running out of code words. It’s going in my fabric stash.
I should go to the supermarket and grab myself a punnet.
I only quilt on days that end in “y”.
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Sewing Puns
Sewing at its simplest is to attach two or more pieces of cloth together with stitches that run through each peace at regular intervals. Stitching is a term that has evolved from stitching only cloth or soft materials and has progressed to being used for stitches on a cut or injury of the skin and body, to stitch the stomach as a weight loss tactic, or to refer to a cramp in the side during running or other exercise. Each of these meanings beyond the original is a short sewing pun on its own, and they have all become used in regular conversations.Cheesy sewing puns are common in many spaces, with their references determining which is in use. Corny sewing puns about stitching the skin are popular in hospitals and doctor offices, where they are used regularly. If a cut is stitched there is a reduced chance of infection and it will heal faster, and it is commonly used as a term rather than a pun. Hospital puns are often common place and they will be used alongside doctor puns and nurse puns as well. Using terms and phrases that are familiar to people, such as stitches rather than sutures, makes it less scary for patients and helps them to understand the procedures that are being completed.
Hilarious sewing puns are often used when encouraging others to try sewing their own items. They are a fun way to make the task seem appealing and encourage more people to try.
Sewing Supply Puns
Sewing machines, needles, materials, and more are all part of the best sewing puns. Singer sewing machines are ideally named for several different puns and they are appealing to a wide range of ages. Sewing needles and pin are found in a variety of sizes and styles for different projects and tasks. As they differ from knitting needles, they may be used by the same people as knitting puns, however one liner sewing puns and one liner knitting puns will not share the same references for needles or stitch holders.Singer is one of the top brands of sewing machines and are the topic of many of the best sewing puns. The name is easily referenced in many different ways, and can even be personified and assigned human habits and characteristics. References to them singing are some of the funniest sewing puns that are still in use today. Both the brand and the corny sewing puns have been around for several decades and will continue to be popular well into the future.
Another cheesy sewing punt that is based upon the supplies and tools of sewing includes the reference to being “on pins and needles” as a way to describe someone who is nervous or excited, and unable to relax comfortably. As a figure of speech this term has been used for so long that it has become ingrained in the English language and is easily recognized by millions of people. While it references the discomfort of sitting on sharp pins and sewing needles, the reference is only in regards to the inability to sit still or to remain calm, with this figure of speech intending no harm or to assume that people are suffering.