Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Sewing puns in 2024

My friend composes songs about sewing machines. He’s a Singer-songwriter.

Quilting, as much fun as you can have without shaving your legs.

The quilt worker quit his job because he was feeling down.

“A clean house is a strong sign that the sewing machine is broken”

Darn you. Is there any way to mend this thread?

What did the quilter blame for having too many children? Reproduction fabric.

When I started knitting I forgot how to cook

A robber has been stealing sewing machines from specific stores. The police say he is following a pattern.

When I was ill, my mother woke up in the middle of the night and cleaned me up. She is a real night towel.

I’m a quilting grandma. Much like a normal grandma. Except much cooler.

What do you say to an angry woman sitting at a sewing machine? You seam stressed.

Blessed are the children of quilters. They shall inherit the quilts.

When I’m sewing, please don’t talk to me. I needle a little space.

Most of the embroidery jokes are sew-sew.

Sew much fabric, sew little time.

If you are freaking out over a sewing project, don’t worry. What you are experiencing is called “Seamstress’ed”. It’s a quite common phenomenon among people who sew.

You know you’re a quilter if you pet fabric.

I know, I know, my jokes suck. But I will not quilt cracking jokes.

Follow us on Facebook